Showing posts with label spiders. Show all posts
Showing posts with label spiders. Show all posts

Sunday, 2 December 2012

Getting Ready For Winter.

Getting Ready For Winter.
 
How many of us actually prepare for Winter?
 
We 'Spring' -clean our homes and we get out and buy new 'Summer' -clothes in preparation for the lighter and warmer months of the year but how many of us actually prepare for the harsher weather months?
 
  Since becoming a grown-up or a more mature, young -twenty-something at-least, I have embraced responsibility and grabbed maturity by both hands. I have done my best to take on the associated jobs with a keen willingness. Assuming ‘grown-up-ness’ has brought with it feelings I thought I would never have but what can I say, domestic bliss and being a homely housewife is top of my priority list these days.
  Now I am a fully-fledged House-Of-The-Wife, looking after house and home and all that it entails I find it a joy rather than a chore although I find myself doing and thinking about things I never thought I would. Some may think upon me as a boring and bored country homemaker but neither am I. For I wish I had many a more hour in ones day to get things done.
You see I think the secret to one’s happiness is in having one’s home “just right”, to quote Goldilocks!
 
“Happy Home = Happy You!”
 
Being in a state of transition in one’s home, never feeling like things are done is recipe for a minor disaster let me tell you!
Mr N and I lived in our first home for 18 months and we never felt at home. There were all sorts of jobs that needed finishing and as for house-wife, well let’s just say that house and its wife had gotten a divorce. I mostly did my best to keep it clean and tidy but there were just so many little and LARGE D.I.Y. jobs that needed completing. Well if we’re going to  be completely honest some jobs needed simply starting! The list was as long as my arm!
So before long, we felt like we were just dossing at a house –similar to renting I suppose (not that I think renting is a bad thing – I just never felt settled or happy renting.)
 
So Christmas week 2011, after 18 months of not ever properly setting in, Charliepuppy, Mr N and me and our 9 little fish packed our little red spotted hankies and set our SatNav due East. We vowed upon leaving our old house place behind that we would make our new house a home.
In making a grand effort to do so we continue to make sure things aren’t left undone, well not for too long anyway. And this brings me back to where I began earlier…
We are making every effort to prepare for each season or change of weather properly. Although we are still in the rusty throws of a crisp and crunchy Autumn, we are indeed preparing our home for Winter, I know, I know I hear you telling your computer screens that Winter doesn’t start really until December 21st  officially the Winter Solstice. But in my book one can never be too prepared! What with the weather here in Yorkshire and its unpredictable reputation its always best to prepare for the worst. We saw snow in late May this year!
In our preparations for Winter, we have been carrying out several tasks and I thought I would share them with you….
 
àMrs N’s Winter Preparations Checklist
 
ü Remove all build-up of leaves in gutters and around drains.
(A build up of leaves can cause longer lasting problems if left –such as causing a blockage which leads to water that cannot drain away, which can overflow and damage the stone or brick work and pointing this can sometimes soak through and cause your home to be damp inside.)
 
 
ü Remove all rotting leaves on pathways and garden flags/patios.
(When the weather is wet and frosty it can be quite dangerous as it can be like slipping on a banana skin! Moreover, a broken leg is never welcome especially over the Christmas period, trying to put an 8lb. turkey in the oven whilst balancing on a pair of crutches cannot be an easy task!)

ü Seal around the edges of windows and doors with silicone sealant.
 
(This will keep out those pesky drafts and keep the water/ creepy crawlies at bay too.)

ü Go out and buy some heavy-duty salt for your path/steps outside.
(It is worth it, a slip or fall is less likely when ice and frost are kept at bay. My wonderful father in-law always brings us some over at this time of year.)

ü Get yourself a shovel for moving snow from your path and around the car.
(It’s always handy to have one just in-case.)

 
ü Stock up on bulky food items such as tinned foods.
(There’s nothing worse that having to fetch heavy food bags home from the supermarket when its wet and cold or  icy and snowing outside, making multiple trips to and from the car. It makes it easier to slip if you are carrying heavy bags of groceries.)

 
ü Invest in some grippers that attach onto the bottom of your shoes.
(They only cost about £12.99 on amazon.co.uk and are extremely worth it, be careful not to wear them if it is not icy or snowy because they can be dangerous on tarmac/concrete.

 
ü Check your household supplies for:
o   Candles
o   Torches
o   Matches
o   Cold and Flu remedies
o   The numbers of plumbers/electricians just in-case.
 
ü Dig out your hats, gloves, scarves and warm preferably water proof Winter coats. Keep yourself warm and dry and reduce the risk of colds.
 
ü Get some insulating covers for your outdoor pipes and taps. (Outdoor pipes and taps can easily freeze at this time of year and protecting them in advance could help avoid having to get a pricy plumber out when your boiler stops working or your water is stopped because it is frozen outside.)
 
ü Make yourself some draught excluders for the bottoms of your doors and help keep your energy bills down and your warm up. Have a go with the help from: http://uktv.co.uk/home/item/aid/647259
 
Have a happy and safe Winter!
-Mrs N x

Tuesday, 4 September 2012

The days are getting shorter.


 
Blog Post No. 8
04/09/2012
The days are getting shorter.

You know it’s that time of year when you need to start wearing thick socks and long legs of an evening just to stop spiders or more accurately, small dog eating tarantulas, crawling around your bare ankles and feet. Long gone are the days of flip flops, sandals and bare legs. From tomorrow no longer am I stepping out in my comfy and casual, yes I am going to admit it to you Croc despising people that, I love my Croc flip flops! They are so ergonomic and they are pretty and fairly plain light pink and white. I know, I know I hear endless scornful remarks about Crocs being a hideous fashion faux pas but I do not care, I am far from a chav and I don’t wear as a fashion statement but to give my feet the comfort they deserve. You see my Great-Great-Grandmother used to say and I quote; “If you only buy two good things in your life, buy a good bed and a good pair of comfortable shoes because if you’re not in one you’re bound to be in the other.” Due to last night’s spider incident I have opted to wear only toe covering footwear to avoid future spiders-on-steroids crossing my feet like they are a footbridge.

The days are getting shorter and the nights are drawing in. It’s getting darker earlier and earlier each day. I don’t know why we are shocked by this, as the same thing happens every year. I don’t know if it’s just me but each year at this time I always find it strange and ever so slightly unusual.

The evenings are also becoming ever cooler. During the day the sun is still bright and there is the last warmth of the summer sun drifting through the air but come evening when the sun has disappeared until the morrow it gets a little chilly. Large woven throws and fleece blankets are a must when sat in front of the box of an eve.

That eerie chill reminds us that winter is only around the corner and Christmas is just on the horizon. Aaaargh!
 Summer is but a fond memory and September 21st brings with it the start of autumn is settling its boots by the fire. So here’s to welcoming autumn with open arms as it’s not all bad really. Autumn brings out my inner Betty Crocker and conjures up recipes of pumpkin pie, apple crumble and butternut squash and brown rice risotto.
 

I like to make autumn crafts with the kids, from collages made from leaves to handmade chocolate leaves to decorate home-baked cupcakes.
Autumn can be lovely, not just a stop-gap between a glorious summer and a festive winter. Embrace the autumn months and all it has to offer.

Bonfire night is awaited with eager anticipation and the excitement is set to simmer until ‘All Hallows Eve’ has come and gone again. No matter how old I get I will always enjoy Halloween. Dressing up in a ghastly way and decorating the house with plastic spiders and faux cobwebs, carving pumpkins into jack o’ lanterns and enough candy to fill a bouncy castle such fun.
Then comes Bonfire night arrives and you are filled to the brim with homemade treacle-toffee and potato-pie, toffee apples and baked potatoes, you all gather together as friends and family round a giant handmade fiery glow. You have your hats and scarves and have dug out your gloves and you are wrapped up warm to bare the cold night air to hoover round the bonfire. Fireworks are a treat and the little ones are supervised with sparklers all is brimming with excitement.

A final thought; get your conkers out! Recent press has reported on the banning of conkers in schools. When we were kids we played conkers it was a ritual at this time of year to go out conker hunting. No one I know, nor does anyone I’ve asked know anyone who has been harmed by a conker! I say playing conkers is part of growing up! Don’t you?!

-Mrs N x

Autumn reminds me of a popular poem by John Keats….

John Keats - To Autumn

I

Season of mists and mellow fruitfulness,

Close bosom-friend of the maturing sun;

Conspiring with him how to load and bless

With fruit the vines that round the thatch-eves run;

To bend with apples the moss'd cottage-trees,

And fill all fruit with ripeness to the core;

To swell the gourd, and plump the hazel shells

With a sweet kernel; to set budding more,

And still more, later flowers for the bees,

Until they think warm days will never cease,

For Summer has o'er-brimm'd their clammy cells.

 

II

Who hath not seen thee oft amid thy store?

Sometimes whoever seeks abroad may find

Thee sitting careless on a granary floor,

Thy hair soft-lifted by the winnowing wind;

Or on a half-reap'd furrow sound asleep,

Drows'd with the fume of poppies, while thy hook

Spares the next swath and all its twined flowers:

And sometimes like a gleaner thou dost keep

Steady thy laden head across a brook;

Or by a cyder-press, with patient look,

Thou watchest the last oozings hours by hours.

 

III

Where are the songs of Spring? Ay, where are they?

Think not of them, thou hast thy music too, -

While barred clouds bloom the soft-dying day,

And touch the stubble plains with rosy hue;

Then in a wailful choir the small gnats mourn

Among the river sallows, borne aloft

Or sinking as the light wind lives or dies;

And full-grown lambs loud bleat from hilly bourn;

Hedge-crickets sing; and now with treble soft

The red-breast whistles from a garden-croft;

And gathering swallows twitter in the skies.

 

Tuesday, 14 August 2012

"8 Legged Lodger"

Blogpost No.4
14/08/2012




 
8 Web Lane,
Fly Valley,
Cobwebville.
SP1D3R.
14/08/2012.

  Dear Mr & Mrs Spider,

                                       I am writing in regards to your recent lodgings at our abode, I regret to inform you that your rent is far overdue!

  Please take this as your notice of eviction. I trust that in the future you may spare a thought for us phobic humans when taking up residence in each shadowed corner, dusty shelf, dry washing pile and hearth rugs alike. Should you feel the need to take a last look round before you depart, I feel it my duty to warn you that Mr Farnsbarn won’t take lightly to meeting something with more than the allowed four legs in his home.  You may also find after meeting him you may need to have yourselves fitted for hearing aids as his bark has been known to deafen. Might I add he is partial to a creepy crawley or two for his supper!

  Should you find yourself looking for somewhere to stay in the future –please try next door, I’m sure he could do with the company and if his doorway is anything to go by I’m sure you will be most at home in that dusty dwelling.

  On a final note. The recent weather, however pleasing I’m sure we have both found it to be, may cause us to sit out in the sun a little too long and drink just a little bit more wine than usual. But remember prevention is better than unplanned parenthood especially when you reproduce by the hundred. Spare a thought for those Foster Parents at the Arachnid Agency, with bug spray and glass jars separating families all over the country making the orphanages more over crowded than ever. Not to mention the countless homeless.

Yours Sincerely

Mr & Mrs N

P.S. Thanks for catching all those pesky house flies but you really could have used the glass and paper method and set them free in the garden after all humane = happy!

-Mrs N x

Photo Credit: http://www.istockphoto.com/stock-illustration-14124110-spider-cartoon.php